Saltine’s Book of Parables

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I am very proud to present to you Saltine’s Book of Parables. This hardcover art book is a collaboration between myself and Saltine–world renowned art historian, and former financial manager to the Ford administration. We also collaborated very closely with Cody Sullivan, who Saltine represents in all matters legal and managerial.

I consider this book of ours to be something of a children’s book for adults. Written in Saltine’s unique voice, these parables are witty, succinct, wise, and offer reflections on the wide breadth of human experience. Everything from navigating anal fissures in relationships, to eschewing desperation in bathhouses, and back through again to lessons about setting boundaries, bargains, and how our hair can get tangled up in it all. 

Here are a few pages from inside the book itself, each from a different parable…

Saltine’s Book of Parables IS…

+ 1 luxurious HARDCOVER book. We wanted it to be something you’d want to pick up as you sit by your coffee table or on your toilet.

+ 9 wise parables.

+ 38 pages of illustrations.

+ 50 pages of very thick 200gsm paper. I used the thickest paper I could to create this art book. It was important to me that this be a very satisfying object to hold.

Thanks for looking!
And if you’ve ordered a copy, thanks so much–Cody and I appreciate your support!