About

Oct. 19, 2023:
I can jog in Zone 2 comfortably. That took about 3 months to be able to do. I now have 9 dogs and need glasses.

Nov. 17, 2020:
I’m an artist.
I currently live in the woods in Portugal and plan to be here for a long while. It’s beautiful here.

Recently, one of my dogs died. Her name was Mako. A beautiful black and brindle staffordshire bull terrier with a great cynical sense of humor. I’m lucky I was able to take care of her for her entire life, and to be able to think of her now.

Feb. 4, 2020:
deadlift top set, 5 reps: 110kg / 242.5lbs

September 24, 2018:
I am a very lucky person.

March 15, 2018:
We haven’t seen each other in a long time.
I am unrecognizable to myself absent of the relationship to the process of making art. Maybe you have some. Maybe you’ve just seen one of my videos.


Trying to not bring that soft Wason.


July 5, 2016 – a request I made for groceries for when I stay over at a friend’s house for an extended weekend:

– 2 or 3 of the greenest mangos you can find
– soy milk (if possible)
– some green apples
– 1 block of chedder cheese
– jar of those pickled cocktail onions (the white ones and little, not the big brown ones)
– omg, if they have Lucky Charms please buy me Lucky Charms.
– cans of soup (potato and leek and/or cream of chicken preferably)


About me by Jan 24, 2016: I was able to lucid dream 1 time.


and I am trying to identify with all the warm meat, not just the parts that make the words.

“The philosophy of organism inverts the order, and conceives the thought as a constituent operation in the creation of the occasional thinker,” Alfred North Whitehead said.

“Well then maybe sometimes I also slip into being _____. But _____ isn’t as self-conscious,” Angie thought.

Rodrigo Constanzo is my twin.


About me by May 10, 2014:

mushrooms – Always ACT out of love
me – But sometimes it’s hard
mushrooms – Yup

I think having heard your voice was one of the greatest things to have ever been experienced. The kind of thing that’s a good enough reason for why anything should exist at all.

Nothing Rhymes With Rats (Trade Paperback)
This 140 page, perfect bound book collects the comic strips that take our rats on a journey of self discovery–from the cage and nihilism to transcendent hope. Get it HERE.

Paradoxical Book 1
Reluctant, time-travelling, twins have to solve a paranormal murder mystery set in 1920s Miami. It was co-created with writer Jason Chestnut. We’ve included the first two issues in this 52 page comic book. Get it HERE.

Bastet’s Rats Nest 
Our two rats are at it again. This time caught-up in a National Treasure type caper that takes them deeper and deeper into the occult. Co-created with Ramsey Janini, it’s a wild ride. Get the 52 page comic HERE.