ERWIN #4 – Constipation
I’ve been trying to wrap my head around quaternions and spatial rotation for the past 48 hrs — making poo-poo jokes all the more necessary.
MetaRod #5 – Metaricio
This is Mauricio Pauly’s second appearance in this strip. His contention is that his debut is an inaccurate depiction.
ERWIN #2 – Allergy in the UK

Not every Erwin will be about the UK…but you’ll have hoped they had been once the spouse abuse begins…
ERWIN #1 – In Scotland
Serg has written about 30 of these. They are all done in poor taste.
Drawn [poorly] by me.
MetaRod #3 – The Fear
Based on Rodrigo Constanzo and his fear that in his old age one day he’ll just settle. Picasso, at the end of his life, focused on pottery. Bill Frisell is now doing an album of just straight John Lennon covers. Salvador Dali produced a number of oddly fervent religious paintings. And every establishing jazz persona that isn’t Coltrane…well, who cares?
MetaRod #2 – Drum Solo
Based on Rodrigo Constanzo.
Here’s a video where he’s working that floor tom.
NRWR #6 – Walking Down the Nihl
I feel like I’m on a little roll with these. Normally I do about one a year just to reset from “serious art” mode, but I’ve just banged two out within 24 hrs. (I guess I have a lot to flush out). I’m going to do this thing where I schedule this to post in the future. A week from the last one sounds like a good amount of time. Also, I wouldn’t want to devalue the brand releasing two, one after the other, all willy-nilly.
Nothing Rhymes With Rats is written by Ramsey Janini and drawn and edited by me.
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